Police Chief Tells Kanye West to "Check Yourself" After Rapper Compares His ...

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A police chief in Ohio has a few words for Kanye West.

David Oliver, from Brimfield Police Department, decided to write the rapper an open letter after hearing Yeezy compare being a rapper to being an officer during an interview with Saturday Night Online.

'I'm just giving up my body on the stage and putting my life at risk, literally,' West told radio host Garrett. As part of his Yeezus tour, the 36-year-old rapper stands on top of a moving mountain to perform a few of his songs. 'That mountain goes really, really high,' he explained. 'And if I slipped...You never know. And I think about it. I think about my family and I'm like 'Wow, this is like being a police officer or something, in war or something.''

Oliver took offense to that statement, and explained why through this lengthy yet very witty Facebook post:

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'I am honored to be writing such an important star. I am a mere Internet sensation. I'm not sure I am worthy to address you, although the Huffington Post did say I was 'Humorous and Insanely Popular.' I don't pay much attention to those things. Anyway, please excuse my interference in your life for a quick second,' he began.

After recalling 'Ye's exact quote from the interview, Oliver continued, 'I want to thank you for putting your life on the line for all of us every day. I know that being a rapper is tough work. I have tried to rap, and it is very difficult to keep up with the pulse of the rhyme flow...although when Ice Ice Baby comes on the radio, I can usually keep up with ol' Vanilla. Anywho, your job is just some very dangerous work. Most people don't consider... if you rap really fast, without a chance to inhale, you could pass out and hit your head.

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But then the chief decided to get serious.

'That last paragraph was covered in sarcasm. I'm letting you know, just so you do not think I agree with your very ignorant assessment of your career (or any other performer) as it relates to a person in the military or a police officer's service. You sir, are as misguided as they come. I do have a suggestion for you. Since you are accustomed to danger, from your life as an international rapper, I am strongly encouraging you immediately abandon you career as a super star and join the military.

'After joining, I would like you to volunteer to be deployed in Afghanistan or one of the numerous other forward locations where our men an women are currently serving. When the Taliban starts shooting at you, perhaps you could stand up and let the words flow. It could be something like 'I'm Kanye West, wearing a flak vest.' I'm sure they would just drop weapons and surrender. You could quite possibly end all wars, just from the enemy being star-struck.'

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Oliver added, 'Your line of thinking is part of the problem in the world today....which include entertainers thinking they are something more than just entertainers. I know it is supply and demand and the demand for your services is high. I get economics. What I do not get is you EVER comparing what you do for a living to our heroic military members, who are always in harm's way... and my brother and sister police officers who have to go to work carrying weapons and wearing a bullet-proof vest to protect themselves.

Check yourself, before you wreck yourself....Chief Oliver.'

Boom.

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