Speed Read: Kim Kardashian Has a Butt Contest With Her Friend

Pretty much every school in the Midwest is closed today due to freezing temperatures. One person has died and two others were injured in a plane crash in Aspen, CO, following a failed landing at the airport. Jahi McMath, the 13-year-old girl who was declared brain dead in Oakland, CA, has been released to her parents following a very public court battle. Former Vice President Dick Cheney's daughter Liz Cheney has dropped out of the Wyoming Republican Senate primary due to unspecified 'serious health issues' in her family. Nicholas Simmons, a 20-year-old from upstate New York, was reunited with his family after they saw a photo of him living on a street in Washington DC on the cover of USA Today. Amy Chua, aka 'Tiger Mom,' is stirring up controversy yet again in a new book where she lists out nine superior cultural groups that produce more academically and financially successful children. A woman created the most crazypants online dating profile she could and still found that men would eat it up if she used a cute photo. Warning: This Old Spice commercial features moms and is kinda creepy: A science teacher claimed he lost 37 pounds by only eating McDonald's for a whole month. And no, he didn't just order salads and fruit the whole time. Here's one crop circle mystery that was solved: a mysterious circle that popped up outside of San Francisco was actually just a viral ad for a new computer company. Your daily dose of cute: in honor of the cold-as-heck weather, here is a line of Corgis bounding through the snow: Que Fuego: Sofia Vergara Shows Love For Latinos During Her Big Premiere Director Robert Rodriguez and Alexa Vega Talk Passing the Torch to a New Crop of Spy Kids 'Powerful' Kim Kardashian Gets Back to Work With Her Crew Why Juan Pablo Really Is the Most Eligible Bachelor The Bachelor: Meet the Ladies Competing For Juan Pablo Video: 3 Reasons Why Juan Pablo's Bachelor Season Will Be Muy Caliente! Juan Pablo Is the New Bachelor - Are You Happy? Lady Mary Hits Up the Precinct in a Funny or Die Sketch Is Downton Abbey as Good Without Matthew Crawley? Downton Abbey Returns! Learn the Crawleys' Beauty Secrets The Other Downton Abbey Premiere We Can't Wait to See Keeping Up With the Crawleys: Where Downton Abbey Left Off Downton Abbey Dames Are Equal Parts Sass and Class