A Man Painted A Portrait Of Kim Kardashian's Butt With His Penis

While we're all pretty sure men lay worship to Kim Kardashian with their members, this guy from Denmark took it to a whole new level.

Uwe Max Jensen, a 44-year-old Danish performance artist, actually painted a portrait of Kim's now-infamous Paper magazine spread with his penis. As in, he used his penis as a brush.

And it's not half bad:

Uwe Max Jensen

'I have my penis in one hand and the canvas in the other,' he told the Daily Dot. 'I have a very skilled penis, art-wise.'

Indeed.

The artist says he was inspired by Andy Warhol's Marilyn Monroe prints, labeling Kim K 'a sort of Marilyn Monroe of this decade.'

The painting measures 30 by 40 centimeters and uses acrylic paint as the medium of choice. Jensen said it took about 8-10 hours to complete the piece, using his natural gift to produce the delicate details.

'If one is ill-equipped, it is difficult to reproduce the small details,' he told the Copenhagen Post. 'But if one is well-endowed, it is easier to produce a better painting.'

Good to know.

Uwe Max Jensen

Despite the difficult trek from paint to paper, the artist is completely satisfied with his instrument.

'My penis is an organ. I need it to reproduce, and for sex and joy,' Jensen said. 'But I can also use it in my art, and that's joyful for me on more levels.'

What do you think of Jensen's painting? Is this too far or a fascinating new creative endeavor? Let us know in the comments.