We Gave Kanye West's Lyrics a "Kid

Kanye West is going 'kid-friendly.'

Kind of. Maybe? On Late Night, 'Ye said his daughter, , has inspired him to create 'artistic, intellectual, kid-friendly songs.' Then he said something about nudity on European TV and Quentin Tarantino and we got a bit confused.

But kid-friendly Kanye West music could be fun and interesting (and different: His recent remix of Beyoncé's 'Drunk in Love' talked about getting someone's mouth pregnant. No bueno for his toddler demographic!) So we're remixing some of our favorite Kanye songs to make them suitable for the diaper crowd.

We were inspired by this 'N-ggas in Paris' remix from the kids...

Kidz Bop Niggas in Paris: What?s oodle, my noodle? What?s toaster, my strudel? What?s drawing, my doodle? What?s that puppy, a poodle?

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...and went from there!

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For the much younger audience (infant to pre-K), these lyrics will resonate:

'Jesus Walks' You know what the Midwest is? Young & Restless Where restless (N-GGAS) might snatch your necklace And next these (N-GGAS) might jack your Lexus

Somebody tell these (N-GGAS) who Kanye West is

Becomes a bedtime lullaby...

You know when naptime is? Young and restless Where restless (BABIES) will sleep with blankies And next these (BABIES) might suck a binky Somebody tell these (BABIES) who Kanye West be

[Just because they're babies doesn't mean they shouldn't know who Kanye West is.]

'Gold Digger' She take my money when I'm in need Yeah she's a trifling friend indeed Oh she's a gold digger way over town That digs on me

Becomes an ode to mom (mom in this case is Kim Kardashian, just FYI)...

She gives me snacks when I'm hungry Yeah she's a wonderful mom indeed Oh she's my mommy all day long She loves on me NEWS: Kim Kardashian wants 3 kids, gushes North is 'sweetest, happiest baby'

As North grows older, she'll want more mature music, that isn't all about mommy.

'The New Workout Plan':

It's a party tonight and ooh she's so excited Tell me who's invited: you, your friends and my d------ck What's scary to me is Henny makes girls look like Halle Berry to me So excuse me miss, I forgot your name Thank you, God bless you, good night I came.

Becomes an anthem about a pirate-themed b'day party!

There's a party today and ooh she's so excited Tell me who's invited: you, your mom and a piiiiiirate What's yummy to me is birthday cake always tastes so sugary Now I got to go, gift bag is cool Thank you, God bless you, see you in school.

Argggggh, hope ye' hard a great time at the party, North!

'Power' The system broken, the school's closed, the prison's open We ain't got nothing to lose motherf--ker we rollin', Huh? motherf--ker we rollin' With some light skinned girls and some Kelly Rowland's In this white man's world we the ones chosen So goodnight cruel world I'll see you in the mornin', Huh? I see you in the mornin'

Becomes a song about snow days! Everybody loves snow days!

It's Christmas season, the school's closed, the snow fallin' We ain't got nothing to do, surprise snow days are ballin' Huh? Surprise snow days are ballin' No class to learn about the country Poland In this white winter we the ones chosen Hope I get another snow day t'morrow mornin', Huh? Snow day tomorrow mornin'

This easily could have been a song from Frozen, don't you think?

Can't wait to hear the new music, 'Ye! Hopefully it's better than ours! Because we are horrible rappers!

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